Grad f\u00fcrs Wuchen\u00e4nd i kauft, mach i mi mit mim Chorb uf e W\u00e4g zum Parkblatz. E ganz normale Samschtig, doch das s\u00f6tt nit so blybe. Ich ha dr Chorb in Kofferrum vum Auto gstellt und bi zum Istiege zur Fahrert\u00fcr gange. Wo i d T\u00fcr uffgmacht ha und zum Istiege mi r\u00e4chts Bai glupft ha, het s mr in die linggi H\u00fcft gstoche, wie wenn mr bim renne e Sytest\u00e4che kriegt. Ich bi zwar blybe stoh, aber fasch ykniggt. Wie am Afang gsait: e ganz normale Samschtig Vormittag. K\u00f6rperlig absolut kai Problem im Gegentail, ich bi am Morge mit vollem Elan zum Bett us. I ha e SUV gha, wo mr logger uffr\u00e4cht het ch\u00f6nne istige. D\u00e4m isch i d\u00e4m Augebligg aber nit so gsi. Was isch los? Das git s jo nid, spinn i? Do i scho sit e paar Joor uf d\u00fctscher Syte am Rhy gwohnt ha, d\u00e4 Schm\u00e4rz sogar bim Sitze chuum ushaltbar gsi isch, bin i churz e paar Stroose witer zum domolige Ex-Schatz. Mr h\u00e4n e Top-Verh\u00e4ltnis gha und sin \u00f6fters, an de Samschtig z\u00e4me go poschte. Wunderbar, sie isch Dehai gsi. Hets chuum glaubt und mi sofort b\u00e4tte ufs Sofa z lege. Sie het nit lang g fagglet, het de Telefonh\u00f6rer gno und Minute sp\u00f6ter stoht de Chrankewaage vor dr Huust\u00fcr. I bi chriedebleich gsi, wouw was goht do ab!? Nocheme churze Check h\u00e4n sie mi i glade und ab ins Spital. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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